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A seasonal merit badge society for grown women · est. 2020

Earn merit badges for living your actual life.

Growth, adventure, whimsy, and a little wholesome mischief. Every season brings a brand-new session — dozens of merit badges, collectible patches, and thematic ranks designed to help you put your phone down and become a little more interesting.

Sessions run seasonally, four times a year. Join any time.

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How it works

Three steps to your first badge

No experience required. No troop meetings. Just your actual life, lived a little more on purpose.

1

Join the club

Pay your seasonal dues and you're in — you'll get a warm welcome, your login, and your digital workbook for the season.

$75 per season
2

Pick your badges

239 badges this season across 12 categories. You won't earn them all — you'll earn the ones that speak to you.

Something for everyone
3

Earn, rank up, collect

Log badges and watch your bandalo fill. Climb the ranks — real embroidered patches arrive in your mailbox.

Patches by snail mail
New · the digital bandalo

Like Mom's bandalo — but always with you

Every badge you earn is stitched onto your own beautiful bandalo, right on your phone. Tap any badge to relive the photo and the story behind it. At season's end it becomes a keepsake yearbook.

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The 12 categories

There's a badge for that

Real categories, straight from the club workbook. Every session refreshes them with brand-new badges.

Now enrolling

Summer 2026 · The Route 66 Session

  • 239 brand-new merit badges for summer
  • Route 66 ranks — from St. Louis to Santa Monica
  • Limited-edition patches mailed at rank milestones
  • The Rendezvous · Alpine, Utah · August 1st
  • Your digital bandalo, workbook & club newsletter
Join the club $75 · one season, everything included
Rendezvous 2026 stamp — Alpine, Utah, August 1st
“To sit in the shade on a fine day and look upon verdure is the most perfect refreshment.”
Jane Austen · from the club quote board
Our story · est. 2020

It started on a mountain, with my mom.

Back in 2013, my mom and I hiked the mountains near home almost every day. Somewhere on those trails we started dreaming: wouldn't it be fun to earn merit badges for the things we did — and pin them to a bandalo, just like the one she wore as a girl?

In the summer of 2020, when the whole world was baking sourdough and raising chickens, we finally did it. We dreamed up twelve categories, wrote the first badges, and my mom pulled out her old bandalo, made a pattern — and sewed one for every single woman who joined. We mailed thousands of badges that first summer.

Women wrote back. They loved it. We added a winter session to fight the winter blues, and members told us it truly helped. Now the club runs all year — winter, spring, summer, and fall — and every season we get to celebrate thousands of women doing wonderful, ordinary, extraordinary things.

Our mission is simple: to celebrate merit.
More specifically — your merit.

Peace & pine trees, Whitney

Whitney at the red club door, holding a MERIT pennant
Whitney at the clubhouse door — pennant in hand, as always.

The Junior Mountaineers

The Junior Mountaineers Club — illustrated moose

Screen-free fun for kids ages 7–12. A reading- and nature-based snail-mail club for boys and girls who like earning merit badges.

Explore the kids' club

The Trading Post

Bespoke patches, pennants, camp flags, and club gear — designed exclusively for members, made to be collected.

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Shop as a member
Summer 2026 · The Route 66 Session · now enrolling

Right this way, ma'am.

One glorious season of merit badges, wholesome mischief, and real mail — the gate's open, and 2,708 women are already around the fire.

Everything in your rucksack

all included
239 brand-new merit badgesthe whole Summer 2026 workbook, yours the minute you join
Your digital bandaloevery badge stitched on — with your photos & one-line stories
An embroidered merit patch
Real embroidered patchesthey arrive in your mailbox as you rank up Route 66
Rendezvous 2026 stamp
The RendezvousAlpine, Utah · August 1st — the summer gathering
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Your printed yearbookthe whole season — mailed to your door at the finish
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Whitney's Sunday letterbadge of the week & club news · zero spam, all warmth

Call your shot

pick one

Every member remembers her first badge. Choose yours now — we'll have it waiting on your workbook the moment you walk in.

You'd be in excellent company

47 out earning right now
“I joined for the badges. I stayed because I'm 61 and I have a gang now.”Louise H. · Ogden, UT
“My daughter says it's a cult. A wholesome cult with embroidery.”Peggy A. · Durango, CO

· demo quotes — the real build swaps in real member words (there are thousands to choose from)

Camp RegistrationSUMMER 2026 · Nº 2,699
🌻 72 days of summer left — plenty of trail ahead
$75one season · everything in the rucksack
works out to about $6 a week of scheduled joy

One payment — not a subscription. It ends when summer does.

🔒 Cards are handled entirely by Stripe — the club never sees your number. (Demo: no charge.)

Questions? A real human (usually Whitney) answers:
hq@propermountainwoman.com

Do I have to be outdoorsy?

Heavens, no. There are badges for mopping the floor, bedazzling a book, and eating frozen custard. The outdoors is optional; the fun is not.

What if I'm joining mid-season?

All 239 badges are yours through September 21, whenever you start. Plenty of women earn their first ten in a single weekend.

Will it work on my phone?

Beautifully. Your bandalo, workbook, and journal live right on your phone — with a big, bright, easy-to-read design.

Welcome back

No passwords. Ever. We'll email you a magic link.

The Junior Mountaineers

A reading- & nature-based snail-mail club for kids 7–12 — with real badges, real mail, and three games for the road

← Back to the club
The Junior Mountaineers Club — illustrated moose
A club of their very own

Their own workbook, their own badges, and honest-to-goodness real mail with their name on it. Parents follow along from their own account — kids never need a screen except to log a badge (and to sneak the arcade below).

🧭 In the real build: kid accounts link to yours, with a playful little bandalo of their own. This page is a concept.

Three games · built for backseats & rainy afternoons

The Junior Arcade

Real club badges, one brave moose, zero screens-guilt.

Moose match

0 moves

Find the pairs — every card is a real Summer 2026 club badge, embroidery and all.

Moose dash

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🫎 MOOSE DASH

Goes full screen when the hike starts — 8 levels, from Sunrise Meadow all the way to Trail Legend.

🪵 Logs = ouch🦅 Don't jump into hawks!🌰 +5 · 🦋 +10🫎 Double-jump works🌕 Reach the moonlight…

Marshmoose!

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MOOSE BELLY
EW! Wipe the moose spit! 🧽
🔥 BLOW IT OUT!! 🔥rub the screen like crazy!!

Wall of Crispy Boys 🪦

No casualties yet. Give it time.

Badge book

earn your first badge!

🫎 Toast your marshmallow with camp questions — then choose: feed the moose or risk one more? Golden pays double, Perfect pays triple… and past Perfect, well. Meet the Wall.

Welcome back, Cheryl 🌲

Summer 2026 · The Route 66 Session · you're 2 badges from your next rank · 6-day spark streak 🔥

Your Summer bandalo

Full screen →
Current rank
Oklahoma City
2 more badges to reach Tucumcari
Rank progress1 / 3

This week

Workbook →
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Frozen Custard
Badge of the week · Social · a little summer joy

Try these three next

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Homemade Ice CreamKitchen · you love the Kitchen badges
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State Park / BeachNature · get outside this week
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Diner LingoKnowledge · very Route 66 of you
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10badges this season
1,540lifetime badges
🎖️
Okla. Citycurrent rank
📦
7patches earned

Today's spark

🔥 6-day streak
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Your rucksack

2 / 5

🎒 Your season goals. Finish all five and the Trailblazer patch ships automatically.

Trail partner

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Sue GuestTulsa rank · partners since June
📚 earned The Anthem · Tuesday
🧽 earned Mop · Sunday
💌 earned Postcards · Friday
Duo challenge: both earn Full Moon this week
You — not yet

Your journal

See all →

Remember when

Around the campfire

47 out earning

Summer bingo

4 / 9

🏕️ Three in a row = BINGO — a bonus patch heads for your mailbox. Tap a square to see the patch.

In the mail

Oklahoma City rank patch
You crossed 25 badges — nicely done.
✓ Shipped Jul 8 · arriving soon

Summer 2026 club patch
Your welcome patch for the season.
🏠 Delivered Jun 2

🏆 Season ends Sep 21 — your 2026 Yearbook is already taking shape.

The Junior Mountaineers moose
The Junior Arcade
Three games for your little mountaineers.
Play →

Your bandalo

Tap any earned badge to relive it. Tap an empty slot to log a new one.

Season progress

Current rank
Oklahoma City
2 more badges to reach Tucumcari
Rank progress1 / 3

Lifetime

1,540
badges since 2022
16
sessions completed
🏆 At season's end this becomes a page in your 2026 Yearbook — every badge, photo & story.

The road so far

1,360 mi of 2,448

🛣️ Every 3 badges rolls your wagon into the next town — the red line is the trail you've already driven. Earn a badge and watch it go.

Summer workbook

239 badges this season · earn the ones that speak to you

Your journal

Every badge, photo, and one-line story — your season, remembered.

🏆 Yearbook preview

Your 2026 Yearbook

Building itself all season long — printed & mailed after September 21.

← Back to journal

Cheryl's Route 66 Summer

The Proper Mountain Woman Club · Summer 2026 · 31 badges & counting

📖 The printed yearbook collects every badge, every photo, and every one-line story from your season — a real keepsake, mailed to your door. (Preview uses your journal so far.)

The Trading Post

Bespoke patches & camp goods, made to be collected — packed at club HQ

August 1st · Alpine, Utah

The Rendezvous

The whole club, one mountain morning — badges, breakfast & new best friends. Grab your ticket before the campfire circle fills.

⛺ 3 weeks away
Rendezvous 2026 stamp
Summer 2026 club dues
Gift a season · $75
Send a friend down Route 66 — she gets the workbook, the bandalo, and a very good summer.

📦 Packed at club HQ in Salt Lake City — usually with a surprise sticker. 💳 Checkout is handled end-to-end by Stripe; the club never touches card numbers.

Good morning, Whitney ☕

Summer 2026 · here's your club at a glance

Session revenue💰
$80,737▲ 1,147 orders · Jun–Jul
Orders to ship📦
28needs you today
Members🌲
2,708▲ 38 new this week
Badges logged🎖️
188yesterday · 340 the day before

Shipping queue

28 waiting
OrderItemsTotalStatus

…full list under Orders. "Print today's labels" batches everything into one PDF — pack, stick, done. ~10 minutes.

New members · last 8 weeks

🔥 The club is out earning badges right now…
Summer session opened May 24▲ trending up — best season yet

Patch milestones

4 auto-queued
OKC
Judy Nashreached Oklahoma City · patch queued
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TUL
Sue Guestreached Tulsa · patch queued
queued
STL
Abby Johnsonreached St. Louis · her first rank! 🎉
queued
TUL
Randy-Lynne Wachreached Tulsa · patch queued
queued

You never watch for these — when a member crosses a rank, her patch joins tomorrow's queue automatically.

Quick actions

Members

2,708 women (and a few juniors) · search, celebrate, help in 30 seconds

MemberLifetimeRankSessions

Member profile

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Cheryl Allred Member since 2022 · 16 sessions
1,540lifetime
Okla. Cityrank
7patches
12orders

Every action is one click and writes an audit log — no more spreadsheet spelunking.

Orders & shipping

Real July orders · one-click labels via Shippo · refunds via Stripe

OrderItemsTotalStatusActions

Totals come straight from the club's real July ledger — shipping & tax included.

Badge catalog

Summer 2026 · 239 badges · add one in 60 seconds

Categories

Counts are the real Summer 2026 catalog — 12 categories, plus one wildcard badge (Misogi), makes 239. Editing a badge updates the workbook, the bandalo, and the member app instantly.

Add a badge

✨ Try it — then flip to the Member view (top ribbon) and find your badge in the workbook. That's the whole publish flow.

The mail room

Eight flows that send themselves — drafted in the club's voice for you to bless, edit, and ship

Automated flows

tap a flow to read & edit

Recent sends

live stats in the real build

Sunday · Badge of the Week

Pick this Sunday's badge

Open the season

Open a season with one form — the site, store, and emails follow along

Open the next session

Live preview

Opening soon

Fall 2026 · The National Parks Session

  • A brand-new workbook of badges
  • Ranks: Yosemite → Denali
  • Enrollment opens September 22, 2026
$75 · one season, everything included

This exact card appears on the public site the moment Whitney hits save. No web designer required — that's the whole point.

The workshop 🎛️

Your feature switches — release the fun on your own schedule, no developer required

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Club features

How this works

Every switch changes the member app instantly — no update, no waiting, no asking anyone for permission.

Try it: switch off Summer Bingo, then flip to the Member view in the top ribbon — the card is simply gone. Flip it back whenever you like.

Launch quiet and release features one at a time. Save one for mid-season when energy dips. Run bingo in summer and something cozier in fall.

It's your club — you hold the dials.

Stitched! 🪡