Howdy! You’ve found the club headquarters of The Proper Mountain Woman Club – a delightfully oddball society for those who like earning merit badges.
We are so glad you found us! This is a club for those who crave progression, adventure, and a touch of wholesome mischief. This spring, it’s especially a club for those who want to become the kind of person things grow around.
This spring we are:
– earning herb-inspired merit badges
– growing, cooking, and creating with real herbs
– spring cleaning our homes (windows open, naturally)
– refreshing our routines and habits
– nurturing something living
– flourishing (yes – truly)
If you are interested in collecting club patches, advancing in rank, having something wholesome to do, or adding a bit more whimsy to your Tuesdays (Wednesdays, Thursdays, etc.)… you are in the right spot!
Fair warning… if you join the spring session… the following might occur:
– weeds will become useful
– your windowsills will fill with jars, bundles, and mysterious clippings
– your hands may smell faintly of rosemary
– your kitchen will start to look like a small apothecary
– you might start tending to things instead of ignoring them
– stray animals will trust you
– you may become mildly obsessed with earning “just one badge”
– things in your life will quietly begin to flourish
Consider yourself warned.
Join the spring club session! Your merit badge workbook unlocks instantly, and can begin earning merit badges today!