Winter 2025 Rank Rations Sticker Sheet
A Properly Preserved Collection of Arctic Achievement
 
Some folks stockpile canned beans. We prefer to stockpile accomplishments. Introducing our Winter 2025 Rank Rations—ten beautifully preserved badges of progress, packaged like the vintage tins your great-aunt might’ve hoarded in her root cellar. Only instead of creamed herring, you’ll find a full serving of merit badge might, from the modest Rank of Salmon (a.k.a. New Recruit) to the majestic High Rank of Moose (earned after logging a whopping 45 merit badges).
 
Each sticker is a tiny tribute to your winter grit—your hikes in frostbitten glory, your sourdough escapades, your survival of Seasonal Affective Disorder (barely). They’re designed to look like real ration labels, but don’t be fooled—these aren’t for eating. They’re for bragging. Slap them on your workbook, thermos, or journal.
 
Fine Print:
Store in a cool, dry place. Stack by rank. Admire often.
Warning: May inspire spontaneous badge earning and/or competitive sticker placement.